Roastly
SPICY“Your pitch has three TAM slides and not one sentence about why a human would use it.”
The market is not your customer. The customer is not a vibe. And “AI-powered” is not a business model, champ.
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Startup-pitch roast beta
Your pitch deck has a problem. We make it funny.
Paste the pitch you have been calling “disruptive.” Roastly finds the jargon, the wishful math, and the slide your co-founder is too polite to mention.
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Pitch, meet mirror.
The brutally honest version.
“We’re the Uber for a thing no one has ever needed.”
The deck says “AI-powered marketplace” six times, but the only thing getting optimized is the path to a polite pass.
Roast formatShareable card
The roast booth
Bring the claims. We’ll bring the smoke.
This is a polished preview while live AI generation is being wired up. Nothing you paste or select is sent anywhere yet.
Made for the group chat
One good roast deserves an audience.
The punchline lands harder when it looks like something worth forwarding. Get a clean roast card now; live sharing comes with the production launch.
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Roast the pitch
Choose the heat. We find the exposed wiring.
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Share the damage
Turn the best line into a card your friends can’t resist sending back.
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Repair the pitch
When you’re ready for feedback with a pulse, make the next version hit.
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Roast → Share → Repair
Funny first. Useful next.
A little public humiliation is a strong motivation to finally fix slide seven.
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Roast
Paste the deck, script, or claim that needs to be taken down a peg.
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Share
Pick the sharpest line and put it where your co-founder can’t avoid it.
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Repair
Trade the roast for a better story, a tighter deck, and a next move.
Pitch Repair
When the laughing stops, we help you make it land.
Pitch Repair turns the roast into constructive feedback: a clearer narrative, sharper proof points, and a version investors can understand without opening a glossary.
The first repair drop is in the works.
Pricing and availability will be announced once the service is ready. No checkout yet.
Start with a demo roast